escapedgoat:

Jay Z thanking the friendly park ranger for rescuing his wife from that pond.

revrealness:

clumsyoctopus:

my ad for beauty products

girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face

old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country

girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO

you’re hired

(Source: cephalodogs)

me on my dash: i swear to god i've never seen this post before yet somehow i've liked it already

intensional:

"you can choose your own groups for this project"

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opposite-directions:

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

(Source: gifharrypotter)

rebelside:

But seriously do you ever think that all those who died in the battle of Hogwarts probably went on the chocolate frogs’ cards . And Teddy opening one before going on the train to Hogwarts and seeing his parents smiling at him, so they were actually there to see him off on his first year.

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

partymanyeah:

no matter culture

no matter country

no matter color

the expression on the child face am universal

"fuck you mother"

(Source: jaidefinichon)

bullied:

me after finals:

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(Source: bullied)

pantiesofficial:

when kids knead two colors of clay together and screw everything up

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(Source: beyoncempire)

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

(Source: menandtheirdogs)

martinfreeman:

catholicamputee:

this was the weirdest movie ever.

shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of 2004 and is the 26th highest grossing film of all time

(Source: animationstations)