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Be careful who you vent to.

Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via corivicious)

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diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

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englishbreakfasts:

englishbreakfasts:

omg ok well while i was home from university this weekend i stumbled across an old photo album and found pictures from a job I did when I was in like 5th or 6th grade and I remember the shoot being pretty long, like 4 or 5 days, and just being in love with the girl who played my sister. All i really remember was that it was her first acting gig and she was from Kentucky but I DIDNT REALIZE UNTIL NOW THAT IT WAS JENNIFER LAWRENCE OH MY GOD I KNEW HER BEFORE SHE WAS FAMOUS WORSHIP ME PEOPLE WORSHIP ME

if you’re going to reblog a picture of jennifer lawrence at this time, let it be this one. Look, she’s reading harry potter, and 12 year old me is looking at her like the sun shines out of her ass.

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

satanspersonallapdancer:

kuntquats:

tag-redfield:

Guys check this out, I finally have enough beard to do that thing that turns you into an instant Disney villain…

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ALADDIN GIVE ME THE LAMP 

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you look more like Captain Hook had sex with Chris Evans and the God of Beauty was born

humqn:

is your name tumblr because i want to be on you all night long ;)

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sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

hotsenator:

Shout out to all of the oldest children…who were used as the tester kids and now watch their younger siblings get away with shit you would have been killed for.. Justice will never be restored

sofapizza:

leafwhirlwind:

this is the best tweet

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theyellowbrickroad:

sorry i dont think i can come to ur birthday party theres a rumor going around that u dont have wifi :/

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